It’s been almost a month since my last blog post, why am I such a waste? Amsterdam has thrown me out of my writing rut, so I hope you enjoy this post as much as I enjoyed reminiscing about my trip with my bean pods (hey sam & ray)

I love me some European city breaks, so much so I decided to take 2 in one month, I know, so cheeky of me. I spoke about what I loved about Copenhagen, and now it’s Amsterdam’s time to shine.



  • Amsterdam Icebar

So this place was incredible, have you been in the situation when you don’t expect much from something because everyone tells you how good it is? I thought it would be overhyped, and be a huge letdown. I was wrong. For €15 we had 2 drinks and a cocktail (shout out to the shot of sambucca that warmed me the hell up), and 30 minutes in the Icebar, which believe me was more than enough. There is a backstory too which I wasn’t expecting, I’ll save the element of surprise for you all xoxo

  • Ripley’s Believe It Or Not

This was recommended by a bezzie, and I am glad I went. Unfortunately we were all pooped by the weekends antics that when we got there we spent over an hour in the café trying to evaluate our lives! This was €17 and was super interactive and interesting, the spinning tunnel was 100% my favourite part!

  • Red Light District

This was an experience to say the least. I have to say, I never thought that I would be able to say that I paid €2 to watch stand in a hot sardine can with two of my best pals watching people fucking, we proceeded to critique their form and it made me wonder about their backstory… I wonder when they first fucked? When would be their last? Who knows…

I would also hugely recommend the Red Light Secret’s museum, it was incredibly interesting and a bargain at €8. There is some hilarious factors such as a dress up photo booth and a confessions wall, shout out to the girl that had a foursome with 3 guys in Bali, they all had diarrhoea due to the food and they woke up in each others poo… I’m gonna finish this one here.

  • Halloween

Halloween in Amsterdam is something else, we went to a crazy ass party called Space and the commitment everyone was had was the best i’d ever seen. I can’t really comment too much on the night as I have 0 pictures and can’t remember all the weird and wonderful sights I experienced, instead have a picture of my lady gaga born this way tribute.

  • Sex Museum

For €4 this is a steal. I had such a laugh here, I can’t say I learnt much because I was laughing at all the interactive displays and pictures of people doing it, but there is a massive penis model you can have a picture with and if that’s not worth €4 then I don’t know what is!

  • Cocos Outback

Damn Coco you sure know how to show 3 girls a good time, 50% off food on a Monday!!! With vegetarian options!!! I didn’t realise how hard it would be to not eat meat (or cheese, I can’t eat cheese) in Amsterdam, but Cocos Outback saved the day with incredible hot chocolates and food 4 daiz. You NEED to check this place out. Massive foodie rep over here.

  • Dem Views

Views, just views. Amsterdam is a stunning place, and there is no doubt in my mind about going back. If you’re not into the legalised mary jane then please just go for the culture, the arts and the museums. To date, Amsterdam is still one of the most beautiful places I have been, and the strangest!



  1. November 8, 2016 / 1:33 pm

    Amster-DAYUM, you don’t listen to the Belinda Blinked podcast by any chance, do you?! I absolutely love it so if you don’t listen to it, definitely check it out! Amsterdam is firmly on my bucket list after looking at all your photos, looks like you had an absolutely amazing trip! The sex museum photo really cracked me up! Thanks for sharing with us!

    Abbey 💋

    • November 8, 2016 / 1:42 pm

      Oh my God I have tears Belinda is my favourite I have the book and everything!! Literally named this post after My Dad Wrote A Porno! Very happy you enjoyed haha! Xxxxx

  2. November 8, 2016 / 2:00 pm

    I didn’t realise there were so many things to do in Amsterdam, it looks amazing, I would love to go some day in the future 🙂


  3. November 8, 2016 / 4:31 pm

    Amsterdam is one of my favourite places ever too. I never visited the red light district but it sounds like it would be a good laugh so I’ll need to check it out next time. fab post xxx

  4. November 9, 2016 / 11:46 am

    I absolutely loved reading this post, thank you! I’ve never been to Amsterdam but it’s definitely on my bucket list, and your post has just persuaded me even further. It all sounds amazing, and right up my street. 😍 That Bali confession made me laugh so much!

    Ashton xxx

  5. November 9, 2016 / 6:12 pm

    Amsterdam is on my travel list, that icebar looks amazing!!! The food looks insane, I love how you write!! You are hilarious!!! Glad you had a good time cox

  6. November 9, 2016 / 8:28 pm

    Loved this post! I really want to visit Amsterdam! The ice bar looks amazing and I totally want to check out the sex museum! I’ve bookmarked this post as we are planning a trip there soon so this will 100% come in handy! Thanks for sharing and fab post lovely! Love Rachel xxx

  7. Debra-Bow
    November 23, 2016 / 9:45 pm

    Oh my god how did I miss this blog post? Amsterdam looked amazeballs, I really need to plan a trip there pronto. The Ice Bar looks fab, I’ve been to one in London at Winterwonderland when I went last year but would love to go to the one you’ve got. Lol & the sex museum is a must, so much photo ops lol!
    Brilliant post babes x
    Lots of Love, Debra-Bow xxx |

  8. Debra-Bow
    November 23, 2016 / 9:46 pm

    Wait, your title is ace. Amster-Dayum. Tiff you are rockin’ it. So much sass

  9. Lauren
    November 24, 2016 / 11:03 pm

    I’ve been to Amsterdam twice and I love it! The sex museum is so funny, the first time I went me and my friends were drunk and it made it all the funnier. We went to the Heineken factory and it was great, so much to do and you get beer at the end!

    Lauren | Lauren the Daydreamer

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